Jeans

I haven't met anyone who actually enjoys jean shopping, but this

 BLOG

I found makes you realize "It's not me, it's the jeans!"  Don't forget to read her post about the

 "Proper Fitting of Jeans"

 and

 "Mom Jeans and the Dreaded Long Butt."

Of course I immediately had to try on MY jeans to see if they were fitting properly from what I learned.

The only 'butt' she forgot to mention was the 'diaper butt.'  My friend explained to me what this was about a year ago.  It's pretty self explanatory.

 But in case you need a visual

...it is when your jeans become baggy or stretched out in the upper area.

And it feels like you are walking around with this...